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		<title>Steven Goldstar &#8211; When Duty Calls&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steven Goldstar was one day on his helicopter went to the shops to buy fud and some drink and stuff and it was not long before shops close so he flied fast to get there first. When Steven Goldstar was nearly at the shops he see an old man that was on the ground and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steven Goldstar was one day on his helicopter went to the shops to buy fud and some drink and stuff and it was not long before shops close so he flied fast to get there first.<br />
<span id="more-156"></span>When Steven Goldstar was nearly at the shops he see an old man that was on the ground and walking to the shops two so he swooped down in the helicopter and landed it on the road near wear the old man was. &#8220;Old man do you wants an lift to the shops?&#8221; said Steven Goldstar and the old man said No so Stve Goldstar went back up in the air then thought more about the old man who had an face that was strange.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar looked in his book; &#8216;How to spot aliens from an long way away&#8217; and found some information in it that was meant the old man was and alien. Steven Goldstar stopped his helicopter in mid air and spin it round quick to go back to the old man but the old man was gone when he Steven Goldstar got their.!.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar said to himself &#8220;If that old man is alien then shops are on danger!&#8221; so he flied really fast to get to the shops and get their before the alien did. When Steven Goldstar got to the shops there was&#8217;not any signs of the alein at all so Steven Goldstar got in the shop and speak to the shopkeeper who was an Franceman and said to him&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Shopkeeper man! bewear! there is and alien and he his coming to your shop!&#8221; and the Franceman did&#8217;not understand Steven Goldstar and he said back &#8220;what?&#8221; (in France language) so Steven Goldstar draw picture of alien and burning shop on cardbored that was on floor and the shopkeeper understands than and closes door fast!</p>
<p>Suddenly the old man was at the door but on the outside of it but he did not see it was an door cos oit was all glass and he banged into the door with his face and screamed &#8220;YOu damn basterz, I kill you aLL soon when I get in shop!&#8221; and Steven Goldstar and the shopkeeper got ready for the alien to attack them inside the shop soon!</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar opened his rucksak and took out some guns and bombs and grenads and other wepons to fight aliens with an give some to the shopkeeper who take them from him ready to used!!!</p>
<p>The Alien was really mad now and burst in the shop smashin&#8217;g all the glass with his head which was now like an alien and not like an old mans head cos it had change from it camoflage and it came at Steven Goldstar an the shopKeeper with angry look in it eyes an said to them very mad &#8220;Now you will all died!!!! Raaaaaar!&#8221;</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar fired an gun it was a Glock at the alien and the bullets just bounced off the alien becos the alien has a electrical shiel to protects so bullets was no danger to it!</p>
<p>The shopkeeper also fired his guns at the alein but was too slow doing it and the alien bited of his head and he was died there and then by the alien so Steven Goldstar grabbed up a lazr rifle from his rucksack and shot the alien in the mouth from very close to it an nothing happend again so Steven Goldstar got grenads and put them on floor with pins pulled out and ran away to the back of the shop quickly!</p>
<p>The grenads sploded and the alein was walkin over them when they did and it got hurt badby the spolosion and laid down making sounds like an person who was hurt a lot so Steven Goldstar came back to the front of the shops and see the Alien there and saw it were hurt bad so he got up an gun and shot it 5 times in the hed and it was then still!!!!</p>
<p>Right at that time Steven Goldstar mobile rang and it was the local Police asking Steven Goldstar if he was ok and he said to them &#8220;I have been attacked by an alein in the shop and the shopkeeper  is ded too with the alein that i killed but I did not kill the shopkeeper the alien did it.&#8221;</p>
<p>the Policeofficers said do you need us to help and Steven Goldstar says back, &#8220;no need to help me, I have answered the call of dutey an killed the alien&#8221;. The policemans said then &#8220;good work Steven Goldstar you did what had to be done when Duty calls!&#8221; and Steven Goldstar said back to him &#8220;yes, but i will need and ambulance hear to take away the bodies before they smell bad!&#8221;</p>
<p>In 5 minutes later and ambulance arrive at the shop at it take away the shop keepr bodies but andother van turned up then for the alein and it take it away to a secret location to be studyied by Science!</p>
<p>Then he was very tired and Steven Goldstar went back home on his helicopter which was not even damaged a bit but he did not have any fud and drink and stuff that he was meant to got so he was in trouble with Sarah Goldstar&#8230; again.</p>
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		<title>Steven Goldstar, An Busy Morning &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(read part 1) Steven Goldstar starred down teh barrel on the massive wepon the angry alein was pointin at him and shouted at the angry alien &#8220;It are not my fault you space ship did crashed!&#8221; and the alien looked right at Steven Goldstar and swear at him lots too said &#8220;It are your damn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(<a title="Steven Goldstar. An Busy Morning. Part 1" href="http://www.ellis87webdesign.com/blog/2009/11/an-busy-morning/" target="_blank">read part 1</a>)</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar starred down teh barrel on the massive wepon the angry alein was pointin at him and shouted at the angry alien &#8220;It are not my fault you space ship did crashed!&#8221; and the alien looked right at Steven Goldstar and swear at him lots too said &#8220;It are your damn fault Steven Goldstar you made mine spaceships crashed by dedding them zombies an th3y was all my pilots!&#8221;</p>
<p>Right then the alien pulled back the firing switch on the massive wepon t,hat he was pointed right at Steven Goldstar,s hed and pointed it at Steven Goldstar even more now. Steven Goldstar waited for the massive wepon to die him but nothing happen for an minute then it went bang real loud and fast Steven Goldstar looked over at the smoker hole in the ground at were his feets were standing.</p>
<p>The alien screamed real mad now at Steven Goldstar  cos it was bad shot and it blamed him for it cos on homeworld Zarag9 alien was champiom best shot they had their. Now the alien did pointed the massive wepon at Steven Goldstar again and Steven Goldstar did cringed cos he know now it was time to die!!!!</p>
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<p>Sudden and yellow bus drive passed full of verry sexy hot Chairleaders that was being real sexy an hot and they flash off there top rude bits at the alein and the alein looked at them now!</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar grabed the massive wepon from the alien hands and shoot it in the hed three times. The cheerleaders in the yellow bus that had stopped driving passed and was parked now near Steven Goldstar shouted &#8220;Steven Goldstar that was awesome how you killd bad alein with the massive wepon he was doing to ded you with!&#8221; and then they all cheered did dancin an stuff but there tops was back on now.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar took of his hat and bowed then asked the sexy cheerleaders if he could hav an lift back to home becasue now he was more tired than before even and the cheelrleaders say he can has an lift in the bus and so he went.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar arrive back at house a hour later an could saw that Sarah Goldstar not being their any more! &#8220;Sarah Goldstar  wear is you at?&#8221; shouted Steven Goldstar but there was none answerin back because Sarah Goldstar was not their any more and Steven Goldstar saw an note that sed &#8220;Dear Steven Goldstar , I are gone to shops for fud, from Sarah Goldstar &#8220;.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar  look down at the note from Sarah Goldstar that he was know holding in his hand an then look over at the yellow bus driver and said to him then &#8220;Sarah Goldstar are gone for fud at the shops an I think she has made an walk cos the car is still hear!&#8221; and the yeloow bus driver said back to Steven Goldstar &#8220;if Sarah Goldstar has waited 1 minute more i can has taked Sarah Goldstar to shopped in this yellow bus!&#8221;</p>
<p>Then Sarah Goldstar  come back from shop and has bag of fud and drinks and stuff and it is very heavery and she was walking so Steven Goldstar said &#8220;Do not carry all that shopping without some helps Sarah Goldstar &#8221; and he went and got an weelbarrow from the barn for Sarah Goldstar  to use.</p>
<p>Sarah Goldstar puts shoppin in the weelbarrow and went to the house with it all to put it away and to get Steven Goldstar an drink and fud and Steven Goldstar asked the yellow bus driver and the sexy hot chairleaders if they wants some fud and an drink for helping him earlier but they say &#8220;no thankyou we hav to go now!&#8221; and they went off.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar walked into the house and close the door behind him and got sat down comfytable cos it has been an very busy morning inded&#8230; THE END.</p>
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		<title>Steven Goldstar, An Busy Morning &#8211; Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steven Goldstar had and busy morning todays as he went onto his komputah and logged into his internets and got emails from his friend Pierre LaRousse which he read saying that Pierre LaRousse needs help in his house so Steven Goldstar logged of his internets and emails and went there then. Steven Goldstar went into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steven Goldstar had and busy morning todays as he went onto his komputah and logged into his internets and got emails from his friend Pierre LaRousse which he read saying that Pierre LaRousse  needs help in his house so Steven Goldstar logged of his internets and emails and went there then.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar went into his garden and got into his car to drive it over to got to Pieere laRousse house who lives long way away so Steven Goldstar drove fast to get to Pierres&#8217;s house faster than if he has simply been driving normal speeds.</p>
<p>As Steven Goldstar got to the outside of Pieeres LaRousses house Steven Goldstar seen that their was aliens and monstets in the garden fightin weach other with big lazrs and so Steven Goldstar walked round the other side of the house fast so to don&#8217;t be seen by the aliens and monsters that where still fighting and didn&#8217;t saw him even a bit.</p>
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<p>Steven Goldstar opens the door to Pierre laROusses and house an wents inside it to the kitchen room and saw Piere LaRousses komputahs on the floor in bits and pieces all over the floor and it looked bad.</p>
<p>Very quick from outside Steven Goldstar heard the noises of the big lazrs stopped and the fighting was done quiet now by the aleins and mansters who was till in the garden at the front of Pierre laRousses house but still do not know Steven Goldstar is there inside.</p>
<p>When Steven Goldstar look out of the windows of the house he was in that belonged to Pierre laRoues he could still the aliens but not the monster because they was all gone or dead or something else .</p>
<p>The aliens turned their hads which was large to face to the house and they seen Steven Goldstar so they went after him in the house and he ran fast to be away from them as fast as he could go with no sign of Pierre LaRouse in the house.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar went into his car that was still outside with the engine running in case of need to escape with no time to start it up first and got guns and bomb and grenads from the car and went bakc to face the evil aliens that where now coming from the house at toward Steven Goldstar and looking angry all of them at him a lot.</p>
<p>&#8220;You is dead Steven Goldstar&#8221; said one of the aliens the angriest one of them it was he was stood at the fron riunning faster now at Steven Goldstar who shouted back&#8221; you cannot hurt me for my armor proteks me from you aliens so go!&#8221; and the aliens went off then still being with angry looks towards Steven Goldstar but further they went away until they was dots and then gone away all of them,.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar got back into his car and drove home not as fast as before but still quite fast to get home quick and kmake sure the aliens did not be there also.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar got back home to his house and Sarah Goldstar was there in the upsatars window screaming &#8220;help me Steven Goldstar there is zombie Ninjas down stairs in the house trying to get me upstairs here&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do not been scared Sarah Goldstar&#8221; said Steven Goldstar loud so Sarah Goldstar can hear his voice but not the zombie Ninjas that was in the house but downstairs and not near a window or door. &#8220;I has guns and bomb and grenads here and will fight the zombies&#8221; shouted Steven Goldstar again loud.</p>
<p>Then the leader zombie Ninja heard Steven Goldstar SHOUTED TO sARAH Goldstar AND THE ZOMBIES ALL CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE REALLY FAST AND THEY WAS GLIDING IN THE AIR ABOVE THE GROUND At his direction and then was scream and maked ghosty sounds and being scarry!</p>
<p>&#8220;i am not feard of you dam zombies!&#8221; said Steven Goldstar to the zombies and they came at him faster with evil looks in there eyes at him for they did decided they was going to kill him and eat his head and stuff.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar fired his guns at the master zombie and it head esploded on fire then so the 2nd in comand zombir took over from the master zombie cos it was knot the master zombie itself by the other master being sploded by Steven Goldstar.</p>
<p>&#8220;RAAAARRRRRRRR&#8221; said the new master zombie and drawn its ninja sword at Steven Goldstar who stod there starring right back at the zombies and not even moving said to them &#8220;Zombies you are make life tough here for us human beens&#8221; but the zombies diden even hear Steven Goldstar voice an attacked more faster.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar throw grenads at the zombies and they were sploded too from the grenads hitting them and blow up in there faces and blowed of there heds and legs and arms and even the legs and arms kept attacking Steven Goldstar but he stood his ground shoutin swear wods at them zombies.</p>
<p>&#8220;Damn fart Zombies!&#8221; shoute Steven Goldstar mad at them now and with his bombs all gone and grenads also through at the zombies his gun becos the bullets was all gone and shooted at the zombies to.</p>
<p>&#8220;Look Out Steven Goldstar&#8221; shouted sarah Goldstar who was now back down the stairs &amp; coming out in the garden with her axe and some candles that wear lit on fired. sarah Goldstar ran at the zombies but fell in and hole an dropped candles all over the garden and they set the zombies on fire and they was all screaming and swearing at sarah Goldstar for killing them to bits with fires.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sarah Goldstar you am killing us you bad poo!&#8221; sweared the zombies at Sarah Goldstar cos now they was really angery with Sarah Goldstar and Steven Goldstar to!!! then sudden and very instantly a big noise came from the sky and they all looked up in the air quick at what it was that made the loud noise and it was an spice ship crashing down from space into the sky and then the ground in the hills over there.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar watched as the space ship that was crashing in from the sky hitted into the hills over there and heard it hit with an loud noise like esplodings.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar turned to Sarah Goldstar and said to sarah Goldstar &#8220;Sarah Goldstar you can sweep up the ded zombie legs an arms an stuff while i go to the space ship over there&#8221; and he went off to the spaceship then walking fast to get there in an hurry in case it had some survivors who had survived it crashing to the ground from space.</p>
<p>Sarah Goldstar watched Steven Goldstar walk off fast to the space ship that was now on fires in the trees and went to the barn to get an brush and began to sweep up the ded zombie arms and legs and some heds that was still swearing bad words at sarah Goldstar.</p>
<p>&#8220;RAAAAR get of us heds and arms and stuff&#8221; said one zombie ninja hed to sarah Goldstar as it was sweeped into a bag to go in the bin but Sarah Goldstar ignored them all of them and there bad swearin words and swept them to the bin even more quicker than before.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar wwas walkin fast now into the hills but he was not running because now he was tired a bit after fighted the ninja zombies to find the space ship that was still on fire but more on fire than it had been before and when he got to it it was hot there and the trees wer now on fires too.!</p>
<p>&#8220;this is very dangerus place to be#&#8221; said Steven Goldstar to nobody cos nobody else was their for Steven Goldstar to speaks to and he got wrapped up in and fire blanket an walked into the flames to see if ther was any surviveds in the wreck!</p>
<p>Even though it was an good fire blanket and keeped Steven Goldstar cool from the fires in the woods it was to hot then to get right up to the space ship ut then it rained and the fire was all put out and that was better for Steven Goldstar to get to the speceship then.</p>
<p>At the spaceshipp Steven Goldstar could see that their was ded bodies of aleins he know them as aleins cos they look same as aliens he fighted with before at POierre laRousses house but these ones had bigger heds and no faces that he could see anymore.</p>
<p>SUDDENLY and voice shouted out from the spaceship &#8220;help us to found our faces Steven Goldstar! help us to found them now! plz&#8221;. Steven Goldstar went into the spaceship and saw an alein that was not ded but it did have no face the same as the others ones.</p>
<p>Steven Goldstar shouted at the alein &#8220;how do you now my name alien, how do you kno it?!&#8221; and the alien did not say any more words because it had gone outside the spaceship past Steven Goldstar and was lucking at its freinds on the ground that was all ded and that was begin to smell bad too!</p>
<p>&#8220;All my freinds are ded Steven Goldstar an it was your fault so no I am goin to kill you&#8221; and the alien pulled out a massive wepon from it pocket and pointed it at Steven Goldstar&#8230;</p>
<p>To been continue. <a title="An Busy Morning - Part 2" href="http://www.ellis87webdesign.com/blog/2009/11/an-busy-morning-part-2/" target="_self">here</a></p>
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